A Deist and a Pantheist Walk into a Bar

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A deist and a pantheist walk into a bar. They would like to talk about God. How would this be possible considering the depth of difference between the views of the two?

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Did ya hear the one about....

A Deist and a Pantheist walk into the bar.

The Deist, ever the rational one, was amazed at how mechanical it all seemed but figured the builder was long gone and couldn't enjoy a drink with him.

The Pantheist, on the other hand, in his muddled view could not distinguish the builder from the bar, the drinks from his drunken state, the bar tender from the deist nor, most significantly, the bar tab from his wallet and so kept insisting in barely coherent rants about the drinks being "on the house" intermittently mumbling, "thisshh bars issh me and I issh the bars...whashh ish yourssh ish mine...."; to which he was promptly taken to the local jail detox cell where he sat looking bemused at his surroundings, and without hesitation replied: "thissh bars isssh me and I issh the bars....."

note on my humor

I made a comment along another thread about my "light-hearted" attempts at humor. I said this:

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